Match Reports

  1. Not Grimsby
    12 Aug, 2017
    Grinsby
    Welcoming home defeats since never
  2. George Thomas's Right Boot
    05 Apr, 2017
    George Thomas's Right Boot
    30 years of hurt
  3. Survival – Online 81 days ago. 11 points away.
    15 Feb, 2017
    Survival – Online 81 days ago. 11 points away.
    Don't look Yak in anger
  4. Firm but Intelligent
    29 Jan, 2017
    Firm but Intelligent
    Willis on fire, your defence is compromised.
  5. Ben Stevensgone
    04 Jan, 2017
    Ben Stevensgone
    Slade slays none.
  6. Delegating the Curse
    28 Dec, 2016
    Delegating the Curse
    The Lonely Sister
  7. The City of Failing Players
    20 Nov, 2016
    The City of Failing Players
    Another day in the life of the glory hunters
  8. not that bad
    30 Oct, 2016
    not that bad
    Betraying a mouse's trust
  9. 'Pigs-in-shit: When the crowd says "oink" sell-up, yeah'
    15 Oct, 2016
    'Pigs-in-shit: When the crowd says "oink" sell-up, yeah'
    To the tune of Re-wind, Craig David.
  10. That's it really
    29 Sep, 2016
    That's it really
    He came, he saw, he bailed.
  11. i shitt on your face and start again
    25 Sep, 2016
    i shitt on your face and start again
    CCFC fans launch campaign to ban themselves from football.
  12. Once, Twice, Three Times a Paedo
    11 Sep, 2016
    Once, Twice, Three Times a Paedo
    Sticks and stones will break my bones but if you call me a paedo one more time I will murder your entire family
  13. The One With No Strikers
    13 Aug, 2016
    The One With No Strikers
    Keep Kwame and carry on losing
  14. The end of innocence
    08 Aug, 2016
    The end of innocence
    Players wanted: apply within
  15. 39/49
    11 May, 2016
    39/49
    See you in 2 months
  16. Same same but different
    03 May, 2016
    Same same but different
    "You've found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among brothers."
  17. Don Covleone: The Lakeside Saga
    26 Apr, 2016
    Don Covleone: The Lakeside Saga
    Longcaster
  18. "You're something special; we lose every week."
    18 Apr, 2016
    "You're something special; we lose every week."
    Hope springs eternal
  19. The Road to The Third Tier
    10 Apr, 2016
    The Road to The Third Tier
    How the other half live
  20. Shake it up baby
    04 Apr, 2016
    Layoffs
    The end is nigh
  21. Hope is a dangerous thing my friend, it can kill a man
    31 Mar, 2016
    Hope is a dangerous thing my friend, it can kill a man
    This is how we do it
  22. Not with a bang, but a whimper
    27 Mar, 2016
    Not with a bang, but a whimper
    Adieu playoffs - it was nice to meet you.
  23. There are no bad ideas
    21 Mar, 2016
    There are no bad ideas
    If you can't beat them, draw with them miserably, and make thousands of people watch.
  24. My new m8
    15 Mar, 2016
    Seeking asylum in Blackpool
    A ride on The Big Racist Dipper
  25. Missing: set of wheels
    06 Mar, 2016
    Missing: set of wheels
    Why does everything have to turn from gold, to shit?
  26. Our current form
    02 Mar, 2016
    Do you think I meant cuntry matters?
    then WWWLDWLWLWWDDWWWW*DDLWDWDLLLDWLL now * Indicates going top
  27. The home of football
    29 Feb, 2016
    Vindicated by the fisherpeople
    Elvis returns to the ghetto with the 3 points that were always on his mind.
  28. Cov toilets: political melting pot
    15 Feb, 2016
    Post pod porn
    An inexplicable send-off for Jimmy Hill
  29. The mephadrone arena
    11 Feb, 2016
    Unbeaten in one
    'The pieetch, is a bieetch', as a wise Italian once said.
  30. I go where I want
    31 Jan, 2016
    Another day in the grip of 'The Blip': Ramage limitation
    A trip down memory lane...
  31. The Worst Game of The Season
    26 Jan, 2016
    The Worst Game of The Season
    The bad thing
  32. Je m'appelle une centre back
    19 Jan, 2016
    Je m'appelle une centre back
    Melodramatic but you get the picture.
  33. At least she had a good time
    13 Jan, 2016
    No One's Birthday
    Walsore
  34. Humility in success
    30 Dec, 2015
    The Maddison
    One of those days
  35. Wednesday the 14th of October
    16 Dec, 2015
    Wednesday the 14th of October
    Sky Sports - not available at The Crowe Bar
  36. What The Fleck?!
    30 Nov, 2015
    What The Fleck?!
    11 games unbeaten and top of the league - but you can't stop us being pissed off.
  37. If Only it was Lonely at the Top
    26 Nov, 2015
    If Only it was Lonely at the Top
    If, for any reason, I wasn’t able to support Coventry any longer, I think I’d support Bradford, for the following reasons. a) Their massive, delish stadium is up there with the most authentic football grounds in the land. To qualify as authentic, a ground needs to be relatively old, have steep sides and towering floodlights, be situated in an inner-city location, and be full of people. It doesn’t hurt for it to be defiantly dilapidated as well. Valley Parade has it all. b) Their home crowd
  38. Assorted Loans 4 Assorted Loans 1
    22 Nov, 2015
    Assorted Loans 4 Assorted Loans 1
    How we taught Gillingham a lesson.
  39. The Game That Never Happened
    17 Nov, 2015
    The Game That Never Happened
    On Saturday, due to circumstances beyond my control, a Coventry City league fixture went ahead without a certain pair of nervous ginger eyes beholding every last innocuous occurrence. At 3pm the match kicked off while I, already extremely nauseous, confused, and mildly delirious, was overtaken by a horrible compound malaise, made-up of guilt, regret, and a sense that I had disappointed some imaginary omniscient being who knew or cared whether or not I ended up going to each fixture. I tell a
  40. Seven-Goal Snooze Fest
    05 Nov, 2015
    Seven-Goal Snooze Fest
    Moments after I took my seat in the Ricoh for this midweek fixture against lowly Barnsley, the man next to me but one began his interrogation. “What you got there mate?” “Erm, a book.” “A book! Jesus. What’s it about?” “India. Well, Delhi specifically.” “Why the hell would you bring a book to football? I mean, that’s a pretty weird thing to do.” “Well, the game doesn’t start for another 20 minutes, and I needed something to do on the train from London.” “You haven’t got a bomb in there do you?”
  41. Colespiracy
    03 Nov, 2015
    Colespiracy
    And the Lord sayeth, ‘After Swindon, will cometh Peterborough.’ And it was, and the people saw it was good. I walked down the steps of Block 15 at 4pm on Saturday (delayed KO again) in search of something alcoholic to dull my witnessing of a re-born reality that I mistakenly thought had been consigned to history. I was watching the Coventry of old; the unimaginative, tired, and bored-looking side I’ve been hanging around with for 15 years. And to think, I almost hadn’t come. Firmly
  42. The Swindon Lot: Little Slugs With No Personalities
    26 Oct, 2015
    The Swindon Lot: Little Slugs With No Personalities
    Two universal truths reared their ugly heads on Saturday: 1) It always rains in Swindon, b) Coventry never win at Swindon. Looking down on the poor sodden fools in the terrace to the left of our comparatively decadent covered seating area, I was reminded of a younger me, who went to Swindon away on a Friday night with my Bristol City supporting friends when I was about 14. We got battered on not more than 2 cans of cider – one so much so that he didn’t get let into the ground and then managed to
  43. Colentry FC est. 2015
    23 Oct, 2015
    Colentry FC est. 2015
    We start with a historical remark of note. The 20th of October 2015 marked a new epoch in the modern history of Coventry City Football Club. Those nondescript and meaningless days prior to this date will be referred to with the suffix BC (Before Cole) and the days to follow (full to bursting with milk and honey) will be indicated by AC. For those of you who share an abode under a bridge or rock, former England, Chelsea, and St Aloysius College footballer slash millionaire has joined Coventry
  44. Fleetwood Away: Never Going Back Again (until March)
    12 Oct, 2015
    Fleetwood Away: Never Going Back Again (until March)
    If you’re ever feeling a bit soz about your life or where you live, perhaps take a trip to Blackpool. Unless your gaff sits beside the river Styx with a pleasant view over nearby Hades, or your mews neighbour the unpredictable borough of Pandemonium, it cannot trump the utter desolation I encountered in this North-Western Riviera town. By the time I left I felt like I had gained about a stone from inhaling the so-called sea air, which is in fact a clarified miasma of fried doughnuts, battered
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